This could be a continuation of the NY sportswriter’s guide to swaying Lebron list:
“Lemme tell you something… Cleveland makes Alabama look like New York City”
And we all know Chuck ALWAYS TELLS IT LIKE IT IS, right? Remember last year when he was pulled over by a cop for speeding and he told the cop he was speeding to see a girl who supposedly gave him “the best blowjob ever”?
Or how about that one time when he had to go to court for throwing some drunk out a bar room window? When the judge asked him if he had any regrets, Chuck replied “I regret going to a bar on the second floor”
Chuck is the truest and most straight-forward famous person alive.